Welcome to the Red Barn,
Now prepare to take some notes,
'Cause what you will encounter,
Are some crazy, mixed up goats.
The old girls need some dentures,
'Cause they cannot chew their food,
And Fuego mounts the females,
Which the guests think is quite rude.
Our buck thinks he's a tough guy,
The cow thinks he's a wimp,
And we need some caprine crutches,
For Jamie and his limp.
Gracie is a robo-goat,
Candy's we don't know what,
And Abraham needs cleaning,
For his not so happy butt.
Leslie was a she-male,
But now she is an it,
And Hamlet had a problem
That we called "explosive shit".
So please enjoy your day here,
And no th
Welcome to the Red Barn,
Now prepare to take some notes,
'Cause what you will encounter,
Are some crazy, mixed up goats.
The old girls need some dentures,
'Cause they cannot chew their food,
And Fuego mounts the females,
Which the guests think is quite rude.
Our buck thinks he's a tough guy,
The cow thinks he's a wimp,
And we need some caprine crutches,
For Jamie and his limp.
Gracie is a robo-goat,
Candy's we don't know what,
And Abraham needs cleaning,
For his not so happy butt.
Leslie was a she-male,
But now she is an it,
And Hamlet had a problem
That we called "explosive shit".
So please enjoy your day here,
And no th
Current Residence: Arizona Favourite genre of music: Rock, metal (but I listen to almost anything) Operating System: Windows XP (is it just me, or does this seem like a strange question?) MP3 player of choice: Zune Shell of choice: Turtle Wallpaper of choice: Stuff that doesn't peel off in the bathroom Skin of choice: Mine works pretty good Favourite cartoon character: Eek the cat Personal Quote: Why?
Favourite Movies
Star Wars
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Dimebag Darrel. I like too many bands to have a favorite band. :-)
Favourite Games
Freeze and Justify
Favourite Gaming Platform
ooh...toss up between PC and XBOX 360 right now.
Tools of the Trade
Camera, pencils (I'm trying colored pencils, let's see what happens), torque wrench
Absolutely nothing! Nope. Nothing new here. Same ole, same ole.
I'M LYING!!!!
A quick run-down. Since my last journal I...
Quit my crappy job at ASU
Got an awesome job teaching high school biology in AJ
Got married
Had a baby girl <3
Was finally "allowed" to eat sushi again (though I still don't get the opportunity much)
Started going back to school to work toward my masters in education
Started a guitar club at the high school
Maybe I ought to update this more often.
So I'm trying out NaPoWriMo...National Poetry Writing Month. Basically, I write one poem a day. Sometimes it's tough to remember so I'll probably post them in chunks instead of one each day. I guess it will depend on how busy I am over the next few weeks. For now I'm gonna post them all in scraps because they are mostly silly fluff. But I'm all about silly fluff. Maybe something good with come of it and I'll post some as real deviations. Enjoy!
My friend caveatLECTOR tagged me with this. So now here are some of my firsts and lasts and have you evers.
FIRSTS:
-- best Friend:
The first best friend I can remember was Jonathan Leil. We went to Montessori school together. It was some time in early elementary. That was one thing that sucked about private school, I didn't know kids in my neighborhood until I was older. I only got to hang out with Jonathan every so often outside of school because he didn't live close by.
-- imaginary Friend:
I never had an imaginary friend. But, when I would play with my plastic dinosaurs, I could hear them talking in my head. Most normal kids s